Okay, so we've been slacking pretty hardcore on the blogging here at Honeybadger. Hey, we've been busy. So sue us (please do not sue Honeybadger). Anyway, I saw something today in the
Register that scared me straight, pushed me right back to my bully pulpit of a blog so that I could share this very important information: Judgement Day is upon us. Take a look:
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| The Rapture is coming...and it has its own marketing team! |
I don't know about you, but the 2012 crossed out like a no parking symbol really drives the point home. Anyway, according to the fundamentalist Christians featured in this doozy of an article: "...the rapture will arrive [May 21, 2011], heralded by massive global earthquakes as God sweeps 2 or 3 percent of the world's population up to heaven. Then those left behind will face 153 days of hell on Earth until the Oct. 21 apocalypse." Not much time to get ready... Whatever will I wear!? (Probably a Honeybadger t-shirt).
This is frighteningly serious stuff, so here at Honeybadger, we're going to do something about it. We're going to have a party. See, the way we figure it, there's a pretty good chance (97-98%, actually) that we won't be among the 2 or 3 percent of the population getting a first class ticket to the pearly gates. So we'll be here to ring in the the first day of Hell on Earth with our Spring Release party on May 22, 2011! We'll unveil our new line of Spring shirts to our friends and biggest fans at the Honeybadger studios (more details to come). All who can make their way through the flames and pitchfork yielding demons to our party will have the first crack at our sweet new graphic tees, which is good because from what I hear, Hell on Earth is going to be pretty hot. You're definitely going to need some t-shirts.
